Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Puppy Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.


Uncle Joe said...

Those rules seem to apply to my wife also.
or is it my kids?
I can't remember right now.
They've taken my brain from me.

Carly said...

Yes, and it's in a jar in the cabinet next to the plates.